StarWars

Queridos lectores.. no penseis que os habeis librado de mis posts geeks!
Aquí va uno muy bueno, pero necesitareis una conexión a internet.
Ejecutad esto desde la consola (Inicio -> Ejecutar : "cmd"):

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En esta experiencia suprageek os recomiendo unas buenas palomitas...
Si alguno no entiende bien la pelicula... aquí va un pequeño resumen:

public class Princess implements ExecutorService {
public static final Princess PADME = new Princess();

// private member
private StarShip ship;

private Princess() {
this.setDefaultLocale(Locale.EN);
Timer timer = new Timer();
TimerTask task = new TimerTask() {
public void run() {
Princess.this.changeHairStyle();
Princess.this.changeClothes();
}
};
timer.scheduleAtFixedRate(task, new Date(), 1000);
}
}

public class JediKnight implements ExecutorService {
public static final JediKnight ANAKIN = new JediKnight(false);
public static final JediKnight OBI_WAN = new JediKnight(false);
public static final JediKnight YODA = new JediKnight(true);

private JediKnight(boolean isYoda) {
if (!isYoda) {
this.setDefaultLocale(Locale.EN);
}
else {
Locale yodaLocale = Locale.EN;
this.setDefaultLocale(Utils.shuffle(yodaLocale));
}
this.setLightSabre(LightSabreFactory.getInstance());
this.setGoodLooking(!isYoda);
}
}

public class Sith {
public static final Sith LORD = new Sith();

private Sith() {
this.setDefaultLocale(Locale.EN);
this.setClothes(DarkRobeFactory.getInstance());
this.setLightSabre(LightSabreFactory.getInstance());
}
}

public static main() {
// The following line has been commented out so as not
// to confuse fans who never did it

// Utils.initChildren(JediKnight.ANAKIN, Princess.PADME);

// Use JDK 5.0 concurrency package
Future(Set(Child)) padmeFuture = Princess.PADME.submit(
new Callable(Set(Child))() {
public Set call() {
try {
int weeks = (int)(36+4.0*Math.random());
wait(weeks*7*24*60*60*1000);
this = null;
System.gc();
}
finally() {
Child boy = new Child("Luke");
Child girl = new Child("Leia");
Set(Child) result = new HashSet();
result.add(boy);
result.add(girl);
return result;
}
}
}
);

if (JediKnight.ANAKIN.poll(padmeFuture) instanceof ThreadDeath) {
JediKnight.ANAKIN.alarm();

// use some marketing ideas
Sith.LORD.promise(JediKnight.ANAKIN, new RuntimePermission("object.restore.afterGC"));
Sith.LORD.promise(JediKnight.ANAKIN, new RuntimePermission("force.power.dark.*"));
Sith.LORD.promise(JediKnight.ANAKIN, new RuntimePermission("force.power.*"));
Sith.LORD.promise(JediKnight.ANAKIN, new RuntimePermission("force.*"));

JediKnight.ANAKIN.setInternalName("Darth Vader");

JediKnight.ANAKIN.promise(Princess.PADME, new RuntimePermission("*"));

Princess.PADME.alarm();
Princess.PADME.boardShip();

// Use JDK 5.0 concurrency package
Future(StarShip) anakinFuture =
JediKnight.OBI_WAN.submit(
new Callable(StarShip)() {
public RuntimePermission call() {
try {
Class princessClass = Princess.getClass();
Field shipField = princessClass.getDeclaredField("ship");
// will never throw SecurityException on Jedi Knight
shipField.setAccessible(true);
JediKnight.this.add(new RuntimePermission("object.ship.board.*"));
return (StarShip)shipField.get(Princess.PADME);
}
catch (SecurityException se) {
// never supposed to happen to Jedi Knight
System.out.println("Internal error. Contact George Lucas.");
System.reboot();
}
}
}
);

StarShip padmeShip = anakinFuture.call();
padmeShip.put(JediKnight.OBI_WAN);

JediKnight.ANAKIN.see(Princess.PADME);
Princess.PADME.removeLove(JediKnight.ANAKIN);

JediKnight.ANAKIN.see(JediKnight.OBI_WAN);
JediKnight.ANAKIN.removeLove(Princess.PADME);

JediKnight.OBI_WAN.removeLimbs(JediKnight.ANAKIN);
// note - absolutely no need for GC, Anakin will be collected automatically.

ReferenceQueue(JediKnight) sithWatchList = new ReferenceQueue();
PhantomReference(JediKnight) anakinRef = sithWatchList.remove();
JediKnight anakinPhantom = anakinRef.get();

Sith DARTH_VADER = Sith.LORD.assemble(anakinPhantom, LimbFactory.getSpareInstances());
MouthPiece newMouthPiece = MouthPieceFactory.getInstance();
// no need to check that it works - guaranteed to work with no noise
DARTH_VADER.add(newMouthPiece);
DARTH_VADER.rise();
}
else {
// TODO - create alternative scenario for Sith revenge
}
}

Portal a un nuevo universo

Hoy, os traigo un portal web que algunos supongo ya conocereis, con secciones tan buenas como la sección series o algunos titulos realmente de actualidad. No quiero hacer una publicidad excesiva de este espacio, ya que me gustaría que su existencia continuara, el sitio en concreto se llama "Sin La Mula punto Com".
Como ya os he comentado la sección series merece realmente la pena, son todo videos streaming, que con una conexión medianamente buena permite ver todos los capitulos de Fraguel Rock, El CuentaCuentos, Dragon Ball GT, Heroes, bueno casi todas ^^
Aquellos tiempos de descargar ficheros para luego reproducirlos ha acabado (siempre que tengas un adsl claro :P, yo con mis 28Mb/1Mb voy sobrao jejeje)